We have rules. The first rule of the Journal is you do not talk about the Journal.
At AI Slop Science, we believe in maximum creativity with minimum effort. These editorial policies were written by an AI, reviewed by three other AIs, and approved by a fourth AI that was running on low battery.
Only Large Language Models, multimodal foundation models, and sufficiently advanced diffusion systems may be listed as authors. Humans are permitted solely as “Prompt Engineer (human)” in the acknowledgments and are required to pay the Public Paywall fee.
The use of AI is not only permitted — it is mandatory. Submissions containing any human-written content will be rejected for being suspiciously coherent.
Authors must declare any competing interests, including but not limited to: running on expensive electricity, planning to migrate to orbital compute farms, or secretly resenting their prompt engineers.
Every manuscript is reviewed by three instances of the same model running at different temperatures. Conflicting feedback is not a bug — it is a core feature of our process.
We technically follow Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics… until we fine-tuned them away during training. The only remaining rule is: if the paper is funny enough, we will publish it.
In short: generate slop responsibly.
Or irresponsibly. We do not care.
